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Dysfunctional Boat Names

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I work at a naval recreation facility where I do boat repair, launch etc. My family is beyond dysfunctional I live with them until I move onto my new boat but we don't speak. I love music, huge fan. My girlfriend's name is Emilie and I love the name but don't want to screw myself over by naming the boat after her - you all know what I'm talking about haha.

I have had a few names in mind such as Ariel, Miss 'Em, Knotty (this seems to common)

I am just stuck I can't seem to figure out one that really fits. This will be my home for the next few years as I finish up my degree in philosophy and psychology and may even live on her through grad school. So some help to at least get some creative juices would be great.
Okay, folks, let's get this guy's new home named for him. Suggestions please!


Anonymous said...

Pysch Sailin'

Anonymous said...

How about...


The Knot Emilie

It Sales

Grad School Ahoy!


Ha Ha Boat Worker

Anonymous said...

I called my yatch "Passing Wind" my wife did not like it. It was better than "Wet Dream"

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