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If Mr Burns had a Boat

Rachel Burns sent in the following message:

My husband and I just purchased our first boat, a Four Winns V258, in blue. We have two daughters, Sophia and Madeline who are both under 2y/o (Yeah, i know!). I'm just a stay-at-home mom. My husband is an architect and loves to collect timepieces. I've come up with a couple of ideas, none of which seem to stick with us. I was trying to incorporate our last name by calling it 'Sun Burns' or 'Money Burns' (I don't want to sound pompous, but you know men, they are always looking for their next toy!). Any ideas???


Editor said...

Burning 4 You (family of 4, and a little BOC tribute)

2 Under 2 (then, when you get your next boat, you can call it "2 Under 2 2")

Burn Factor

Burn Treatment

Oooh, that Burns

Anonymous said...

I kinda like


Although it isn't your name, Burns would never make it without Smithers (The Simpsons)

Anonymous said...

Mr Burns from "The Simpsons" does have a boat. It's called "Gone Fission" (play on words of gone fishin') because of his ownership of the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant. Not sure this helps in you're case tho.

Editor said...

That's perfect! I'm a Simpsons fan, but I didn't know that piece of trivia. Perfect!

Anonymous said...

Going Fission

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